Reasons why I’m every New Girl character

I love food

But I can be kind of a food snob at times

And I love drinking

And being very lazy

I think most couples are gross

I’m short and fat and proud of that

And then I stop being proud and get sad for a little while

Sometimes I get super social-justicey

And I’m not a fan of teenagers

Even though I’m going to be a teacher, which explains my grammar nazi personality

I’ll admit to being self-centered at times

But overall I’m okay with all of this

Also:

  • Broke like Nick
  • (Future) English teacher like Jess
  • Obsessive-compulsive like Schmidt
  • And hungry like Winston

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